The Orchive

Rants

• Political Correctness? (July 11, 2003)
• Bad Drivers (July 15, 2003)
• Natural Selection (August 19, 2003)
• You are all diseased!! (September 16, 2003)
• Your Rights (October 8, 2003)
• Don’t eat that!! It might have (insert something dangerous) in it!! (October 31, 2003)
• Thanksgiving, a good American holiday! (November 26, 2003)
• Cabela’s: World’s Foremost Outfitter (December 8, 2003)
• All Your Santa are Belong to China (December 12, 2003)
• You’re here, you’re queer, shut the fuck up!! (January 7 2004)
• Babies Die, Orphanages Burn, and Your God is a Farce (January 20 2004)
• Fatticapped? (January 28 2004)

Movies

• The Hulk (July 11, 2003)
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (August 28, 2003)
• Pirates of the Caribbean (September 10, 2003)
• Underworld (September 29, 2003)
• Elf (July 11, 2003)

Die!!!

• October 3, 2003 - December 2, 2003

Ask Whorina

• Twelve pack of man juice
• Super soaker slut