Bright Idea
Posted by Whorina on Tuesday, March 22 2005

From: ##############@###.com
To: "Whorina"
Subject: (no subject)

i think u need a hard cock in u

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Mmmmm...I would be inclined to agree.

-W.

Death becomes her...
Posted by Whorina on Tuesday, March 22 2005

From: "#### ######" <############@#####.com>
To: "Whorina"
Subject: hay

Haaay how's it going.
I find miself with a problem i have a loving girlfriend but she is a little... ok realy crazy i mean nuts! She grate in bed and all that but shes has a problem with the real world she will kill her self if i leave her (dam). Becose i fancey the girl next door she is hot and not a nut case. how do i let my GF go without her killing herself!!! help

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All right, Baby, we're gonna call you Billy Bob. He's in to those crazy bitches too. The crazy ones are always great in bed. I've been sad ever since they shut down visitation hours at the local mental hospital. This one bitch I used to fuck was in there. Anyway....

So, you can't leave her because she'll kill herself? That sounds like her problem, not yours. Fuck that snatch. If she wants to die let her die. Besides, if you're in to necrophilia, or "fucking dead people" if you want to be technical, wouldn't this be a bonus? Not that you said you were in to that, but I get that vibe from you...sick fuck.

If you're really that worried about it, just drag shit out with the crazy slut while you're fucking the girl next door. Have your crazy ass cake and eat it too, Honey.

-W.

Dumbitch
Posted by Whorina on Tuesday, February 8 2005

From: "## ##" <########@#####.com>
To: "Whorina"
Subject: Boyfriend Trouble

ok. i have this boyfriend who gets extremely jealous and gets a temper easily. one time he ditched me cuz he got all pist at me so his friend joseph wet upto me and we started talking and we' ve been talking for like 3 months without my boyfriend (albert) knowing cuz i know that he would think that i would be fucking him. but then i felt guilty and i told him and he broke up with me and afterschool they got into a fight. then later we started talking and he said he did it because he loved me so much he doesnt wanna lose me and he said that the only way he'd get back with me is that he has to call me a bitch, take his shit, and he has to go out with another girl(while still with me) or fuck anoter girl (while still with me) but i love him a lot so of course i took him back like always. but i still continue to talk to joseph cu i think that it is stupid that i can't talk to people that i wanna talk to and i know that im not gonna do anyting to ruin mine and alberts relationship(1yr and 3mths). And he is a real asshole a lot and i dont wanna lose him and i dont wanna lose joseph either cuz to him im the only person that cares about him and i donno what to do. wether i should just lose a best friend or lose my boyfriend (which i still want to be with but yet i feel like im waiting for something to happen).

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Okay, we're gonna call you Typical. Why? 'Cuz you are acting like a typical stupid bitch! Sometimes I hate being a woman. Some of you dumb bitches out there take stupid to a whole new level when it comes to relationships. "Oh, he's jealous and says I can only make it up to him by being okay with him fucking some other skank so I took him back." I'd like to slap you...you dumb little cunt. If it weren't for all that pussy out there in need of licking I'd go with men full time.

Anyway, Albert sounds like a real winner. Joseph couldn't be far behind if he's friends with a guy like that. If they are friends, why would Albert (to be pronounced 'al-behr') get pissy if you talk to Joseph? There ain't no room for that kind of bullshit in a woman's life. Since you're apparently still a little girl, I guess you've got plenty of room for that. I hope you've got room for some venerial diseases, also known as skunk pussy funk, since that's what hanging with Albert is going to get you. Of course, you wouldn't want to let a little thing like some crotch rot get in the way of the one year and three month relationship you've invested so much in!

My advice to you is to stop being a dumb bitch and perpetuating the stereotype of weak, vulnerable women. Go to Joseph's house and fuck him crosseyed. Call Albert while you're riding Joseph and tell him to go fuck himself because your pussy is officially off limits. Get your shit together and stop fucking up! If you don't, Whorina is coming to kick your bitch ass.

-W.